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Note to Self

January 28, 2006

Excerpted from Note To Self, Ali Edition 2006

Dear Self,

Your impudence is unbearable!

You know perfectly well that if you leave a suitcase in a dark hallway FOR A WEEK, you will inevitably trip over it at one in the morning.

This does not give you permission to glare at it balefully (really, is there any other way to glare?) and accuse it of perfidious acts.

Please be aware of such short-sighted behaviour, and attempt to correct it in the future. At this time, the Society for Polite Treatment of Suitcases (SPITS) is reviewing pertinent legal action.

With all due regards, and the best to all your family,

Etc.

OOOWWWWWW!

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2 comments

  1. Tsk tsk.


  2. Hee Hee
    I love that this occurred approximately two weeks after I tripped over the suitcase in your dark hallway. That, my dear, is justice.



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